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A must watch mega mix of Daft Punk! These two guys are the coolest dorks on the planet! I wish they
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I noticed that everytime I google DorksGuide, I get Did you mean: parkside. I thought to myself, what would happen if I created a post called parkside. lol. I like playing with Google.

I have been wanting to play paintball closer to my house for quite
awhile now. The field that I normally play at is located about
25 miles south from mi casa. Last weekend, I was told by the
team leader at http://trailgunners.com to meet at a new location.
Turns out that they convinced a land owner to let us play on his
field for $10 a head and a signed waiver.

This is a great idea that should be duplicated. I would use craigslist
to find your
landowner.

Best,

DG
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I was driving to the grocery store this evening, when I tuned into to National Public Radio. The story was about a guy who spent all of his time scamming scammers. lol! Not just any scammers. Nigerian and South African scammers. I could not help but listen in. My ex-boss was Nigerian. Nothing against any country, but most of the scams in the world come from Nigeria. I don't know why. I don't really care. Ok. Here is the funny part.

This is Going to be a blog entry dedicated to all dork related sites on the web that the dorks guide thinks is worth mentioning.

The sites are not listed in order of importance.

1. Game Dorks

2. Dorks.com

3. Dork.com

I'm assuming that the guy who told me this thinks that a Myspace.com page adds credibility or some SEO value. Ok here is the Dork Guide Myspace info:

1. MYSPACE URL: myspace.com/dorksguide

2. NUMBER OF FRIENDS 450* and counting.

3. PROFILE VIEWS: 139*

*Stats will change over time.

I love watching the new show on A & E called Paranormal State. It is group of Penn State college students doing paranormal research aka ghost busting. I was going to make a dorks guide to their catch phrase Dead time but there in enough to it. Dead time is when all electronic and mechanical devices are turned off in order to notice any spiritual activity such as evp or banging sounds. Dead time is a ritual but not an official seance. Dead time does not always draw spiritual activity happen its hit or miss.